Thursday, April 1, 2010

NFL Players are Dumbasses




Cleveland Browns defensive tackle Shaun Rogers was arrested today after he allegedly took a loaded gun into an Ohio airport.

Our sources say it went down at 12:20 PM at the Cleveland Hopkins International Airport.

We're told a security officer working an X-ray machine saw the .45-caliber handgun in Rogers' carry-on bag and immediately called police.

Rogers was immediately taken into custody for carrying a concealed weapon -- a felony of the 3rd degree.



You have got to be kidding me. How dumb do you have to be to take a loaded gun into an airport and attempt to sneak through security with it in your carry-on bag. Its almost like players get beaked in the dressing room if they havent been put in jail for doing something stupid like shooting themselves in the leg or raping a girl. Like they need to complete this wierd supidity right of passage similar to ancient warrior tribes,however theres were a lot cooler like killing a lion or taking a bite of a buffalo's heart just after you killed it. The NFL's right of passage is working with the cops to come up with the dumbest way of getting arrested, and Shaun Rogers is getting praise from everyone for his actions.

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