Thursday, April 1, 2010

SIR COULD YOU SEND SOMEONE TO RESCUE MY NUTS



A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found that his testicles had been stuck between two slates of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slates and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the chair in half.

Tough day on the beach! How this is even possible is beyond me. When this guy was in the ocean was he already trolling with his berries as bait? They must have been sagging plenty to begin with to just slip through a crack in the beach chair like that.

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